plz talk dirty to me
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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