Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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