Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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