oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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