Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
did i just pee glitter
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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