all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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