I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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