is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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