I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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