I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
