remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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