I think my vagina is haunted
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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