dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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