If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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