no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Randomize
