i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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