Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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