Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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