these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
