Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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