I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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