I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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