yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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