Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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