Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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