she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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