am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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