can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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