I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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