we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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