ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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