what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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