why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
vagina is talking i cant
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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