On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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