so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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