I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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