He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Shame is for Republicans.
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