Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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