so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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