Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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