I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Someone signed my nipple.
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