I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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