My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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