he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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