I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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