Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Still dying that you shit outside
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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