Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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