none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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