I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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