I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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