Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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