you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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