so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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