shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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