All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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