winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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