i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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