i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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