Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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